Do you guys know how I know I have the best bestie around? She got flipping Polly Guo to draw a picture of us for my birthday. She printed it out at Kinkos and when I pulled it out of the bag my heart fell out of my butt, and I almost cried, and I gushed about it so much that it almost sounded insincere. Like, my excitement knew no realistic bounds. I still can’t believe it, holy crap, wow. Polly drew us!! Flippin!! POLLY!!
IT’S TRUE her heart fell out of her butt and I had to clean it up since it was her birthday- there was blood and poop everywhere, it was SO GROSS.